life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
we all ugly to somebody don’t trip
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
australia the most embarrassing place on this earth. iggy azalea. culture based entirely on male interests. prides self on “multiculturalism” while indigenous population drowns in poverty. mini america with more fucked up accents
tolerance for muslims: atrocious
support for the indigenous population: atrocious
laws on refugees coming here for safe haven: atrocious
current prime minister: atrocious
pissing in our own mouth skills: surprisingly impressive
Seme: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius.
Uke: Pisces, Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus.
i’m laughing so hard at this email i got from okcupid fuck
Just in case you guys didn’t know you are allowed to send me messages
So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.